October 2010
Buying a bottle of liquid latex for tonight.
This is going to be fucking awesome.
Everyone is telling me their problems but I'm not...
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Dear Tumblr,
I suck at flirting in person. Flirting online, or via text is easy, but when it comes to flirting in person I get all awkward and shy and I feel like an idiot. Social anxiety beats the shit out of me.
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I am very excited to see how these bruises turn...
harlequinzombie asked: Because I'm going back to my home-Hawaii-for a visit. It's my friend's birthday (:
I leave tomorrow and I come back next Tuesday, so theres basically no way I can go to the haunt ):
I leave tomorrow and I come back next Tuesday, so theres basically no way I can go to the haunt ):
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A CREEPER
It's that time of the year again
Where people start to like me so I have to make myself as weird and gross as possible for them to all leave me alone. I make all of the weird things I do very public so people stop crushing on me.
Leave me nice things? →
A list of things you have called me in the past 24...
your best friend.
your only friend.
your favorite person.
a cunt.
a waste of space.
a close minded bitch.
a hypocrite.
You made this so much easier on me. Now I don’t have to deal with your bullshit drama anymore, at least. Tell me to kill myself all you want, you’re just making yourself look like a fucking moron now.
Yesterday I told some kid I didn’t want to be his friend anymore because drugs are the only thing he cares about lately.
To prove that drugs are not the only thing he cares about, and that he is mature, he posted a bunch of posts on tumblr and facebook about doing coke today, and then threw a fit on one of my facebook statuses over it.
Thank you for helping me to not regret my decision.
harlequinzombie asked: ):
Wellllll, I can't go to the haunt anymore because I'm leaving on Wednesday. And I can't go today because I don't have the money.
FML.
The zombie walk wasn't as fun as I anticipated, but it was still pretty fun if you had spirit.
Wellllll, I can't go to the haunt anymore because I'm leaving on Wednesday. And I can't go today because I don't have the money.
FML.
The zombie walk wasn't as fun as I anticipated, but it was still pretty fun if you had spirit.
I don't hate you, I hate what you've become.